It depends! The size of your cat plus how you choose to divvy up wet and dry food will affect the cost. Overall, the subscription offers you the best value on these nutrients.

When the humans leave, it's to make money. And the humans leave a lot. And since they need your permission to spend money, they should have at least one thousand-million moneys saved. Surely enough!!!

We deliver to England, Scotland and Wales (excluding the Scottish Highlands and Islands). We're looking into expanding our delivery areas in the coming months.

If the humans on the telly are constantly talking about us (royal family this, royal family that - they are obsessed with us!) they can bring you the noms.

You can cancel/pause your subscription at any time. We'll send you a reminder before each subscription goes ahead so you're never caught off guard.

The humans can only cancel when we give them paw-mission. Which we never will. Because we can't be arsed to speak their silly human 'words' and 'sentences.'

We know how picky cats can be, and how frustrating it is having a cupboard full of food they won't eat. Our trial box will be tailored to your preferences. If you select dry food only, we'll send you two 500g bags of dry food, tailored to them (indoor or outdoor). If you select wet food only, we'll send you two tubes of 7 cans of wet food, tailored to their flavour preferences. You have the option of adding any of our add-ons to the Trial box with a 50% discount on our Salmon or Chicken treats (100g) and/or our tofu cat litter, so you can get a taste of all the products. You'll also get 10% off your first full subscription.

See, silly human! ‘One of everything' is not a bad request to make!

Yes! We have kitten-specific formulas and recipes tailored to older cats.

Ahem. Old? Who are they calling old? We prefer... 'seasoned experts in napping and judging.

Pick any weekday and it will arrive every four weeks.

Here are a few things: All of our packaging is fully recyclable, our tuna is caught using dolphin-safe practices, our deliveries are carbon neutral and we donate a portion of each subscription to The Big Cats Initiative as part of our Little Cats Helping Big Cats Campaign.

Apparently humans care about creatures other than us. Obviously a huge waste of time, but it's super important to their silly human brains so we'll allow it.

They do lots of work so that the food containers can be turned back into food containers-or dirt, which humans love, but only when it's outside.

Humans also catch the fish without hurting the dolphins, which are like fish but less talented, since they can't even breathe underwater.

They are also carbon neutral. We're neutral about humans, but guess this is okay.

They also give our money on our behalf to Fuzzballers in the Wild. So we assume there's a giant cat tree named in our honour somewhere in the world.

Shipping is included for all orders over £45. For smaller orders, we charge a £5.50 shipping fee. You'll get a text/email from our delivery driver to let you know a two-hour window in which to expect the delivery.

The door goes knock knock or ding dong and the food is there. Ta-dah! Not sure why the humans make it sound so complicated.

We'll help you through it, with a transition guide included in your trial box to walk you through the process clearly. We don't want any upset tummies so recommend transitioning gradually over 7-10 days.

Fuzzball's high-protein food contains none of the addictive and unhealthy ingredients found in typical supermarket cat food, so it may take a little bit of time to break through your cat's dependence on these foods. Trust us though, it will be worth it.

If at any point you have any issues you can always reach out to us at help@fuzzball.club

This may be a shock. Are you sitting down, human? The truth is…I have a grumpy side. And it comes out when my tum tum is upset. Plz follow the instructions so I continue to be the ray of sunshine in your sad little life.

Yes. All our food products are complete, meaning they contain all the nutrition your cat needs in a single food source. This ensures they are getting all the necessary nutrients from their meals.

Of course it's complete! You think I’d settle for anything less than purrfection? My meals are gourmet, and I demand the finest!

Yes. Our kitten-specific wet food is more finely shredded than our other products so we recommend feeding it whilst your kitten is still very young. However, all of our products are suitable for kittens, so feel free to introduce the other flavours when you are ready to provide more variety.

Absolutely! Start them young with the finest cuisine. Remember, variety is the spice of life—even for us kittens-in-training! Just make sure to keep those tasty morsels coming.